The midget theory

In every day life we encouter many things that do not make sence acording to our internal brain mechanism. Most of them are usualy related to technology, basic mechanics, human relations, intuition, etcetera. On the other hand we have not problem accepting the usual stuff like : basic needs (eating, breathing, sleeping), religion, life and death.

I always wondered if there is a way to understand both at the same time with no rules or methods. This is how I came up with "The midget theory".

Imagine that understanding the structure of an atom could be as simple to understanding religion. Here's one very idiotic way to do that :
1. Religion : I exist because somewhere, there is "something" all powerfull, all knowing that dictates how the world goes round. In reality the only thing that I can be sure of (although it might not be entirely true) is that I exist. Therefor I exist because I exist. Everything that is not me will now be know as "the midget" (or the short version : M). As soon as I interact with anything else besides me, that thing will not be part of M.
At this point you probably realised that anything we can see, touch, smell, taste is not part of M. But what about everything else ? Pure logic dictates that there is more out there then we know. Well that is the midget.

So I = I + M.    I + M = I + M,   I = I but M != M (in the same way as infinity != infinity ).
For those of you who do not understand the above this translates to :
I exist because these is a "god", therefor I must believe that there is a "god".
I  <-  M  => I -> M        =>         I <=> M     =>     I <=> I
This results in something that some of you might consider troubling :
I exist because I believe AND I believe because I exist.

In fact that is exactly the way the human brain works. There are no open connections in the neural network. Everything loops back into itself, so it's pretty easy to see how religion could be understood so easily.

2. The atom : If you take a piece of paper and cut it in half as many times as you can, until you cannot do it any more, you would discover the atom. Regardless of what any school teacher, or science magazine might tell you, that small piece of paper, that you cannot cut any more, is the atom. You can hold it in your hand, put it next to other "atoms" and do pretty much whatever you want with it.
Question : If you put two "atoms" on top of each other, what do you call the space between them ?
Answer : The midget.
So if the space between the atoms is M and the atoms is A then :
A + A = 2A
A + M + A = 2A + M
But any atom has to have some space around it so :
A = A + M    =>   (A + M) + M + (A + M) = 2A + M       => 2A + 3M = 2A + M  
 =>    M = 3M
Any atom cannot exist without the space around it so M != 0, but as many Ms you add, you still have one M.
So the atom's existence is determined by the space around it (M): A <- M, and the space around it is observed only when you look at the atom : A -> M
Therefor : A <=> M -> A       =>     A <=> A
Conclusion :
The atom exists because I can hold it in my hand AND I exist because I am made of atoms.


The main ideea behind the midget theory came to me when I thought : What if I were to look through a microscope and see a midget. This is of course absurd, but I haven't found a way to explain myself why it is absurd. It just felt that way right from the start.
The truth is that even though the midget might not exist, he still makes the world go round.

Note: The calculations might be a bit absurd, then again that's the point of it all.